Ever have one of those days where you wake up and the weather is perfect, and you don’t do much with your hair but it looks artfully disheveled yet fabulous, and when you get dressed your clothes feel just a wee bit loose, like you’ve lost a few pounds, and the $1.99 lipstick you bought at the drugstore, which you weren’t sure was a good shade for you ends up being the best lipstick color ever, and you drive into work and score the parking spot right next to the door, and when you arrive in the office your boss calls you into their office and offers you a raise AND a promotion, and the day sails by and you get home and your significant other offers to run you a warm bath and asks if you’d like a glass of bubbly to sip while they make supper. And then they give you a back massage?
Me too!!!
*wakes up, realizes it was a dream, and calls in sick*
upside of sideways 
No, except for the lipstick.
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Funny you should say that. I always thought of you as more of a lip gloss kind of guy. *grin*
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I dream of days like that. Oh, wait… 🙂
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You are a witty one. And oh so fabulous. I’m sorry. I’m keeping that word. *grin*
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I think I’ll have your reply engraved. 🙂
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Could you get it engraved in chocolate? Then we could eat it instead of dusting it.
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That is a splendid and delicious idea!
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Would be a great day – but then it’d be a dream – but, it’s good to dream. Have a wonderful week.
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It was more like a nightmare but I get what you’re saying. *grin*
You have a wonderful week, too!
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I don’t like massages. Never have. But I do like the idea of a warm bath. Some day maybe I’ll have a tub big enough to take one in. 🙂
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If I ever win the lotto, I’m hiring a personal masseuse. Sooo relaxing.
How do you feel about having your feet rubbed? Or is that too personal a question… *holds breath and waits*
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I’m not particularly fond of having my feet rubbed, either. They’re much too ticklish. 🙂
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Now I need to know. What do you like?
I want to be prepared for when the media contact me for comment after you become famous.
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You’ll probably become famous long before I do. 🙂
My preference is a good chiropractic adjustment. I’m not talking about the flimsy stuff that guys in white lab jackets do with the incense in expensive office. I’m talking about straight chiropractic without the frills from someone in an ancient office that works on your back until it’s right.
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This is really weird but I’ve had that exact day, the clothes and the bath and the champagne and the lipstick…. wait… what!?! Actually I was reading this and thinking, “man I can’t wait to say congratulations on such a great day.” Then you woke up…damn!
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I realize this is a very female-centric post but I knew there would be some guys who get it. Especially the part about the lipstick.
But a day like this is possible. After all, tomorrow is another day. Did someone famous say that? *grin*
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Oh, I’ve actually enjoyed days like that. Of course I drove into work at 4am; made and drank the first pot of coffee all by myself. Got loads of work accomplished…and then the crew showed up and the nightmare began. 😉
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*snort* Funny.
People. They can ruin a perfectly good work environment.
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