Ever have one of those days where you wake up and the weather is perfect, and you don’t do much with your hair but it looks artfully disheveled yet fabulous, and when you get dressed your clothes feel just a wee bit loose, like you’ve lost a few pounds, and the $1.99 lipstick you bought at the drugstore, which you weren’t sure was a good shade for you ends up being the best lipstick color ever, and you drive into work and score the parking spot right next to the door, and when you arrive in the office your boss calls you into their office and offers you a raise AND a promotion, and the day sails by and you get home and your significant other offers to run you a warm bath and asks if you’d like a glass of bubbly to sip while they make supper. And then they give you a back massage?
Me too!!!
*wakes up, realizes it was a dream, and calls in sick*
upside of sideways 