I believe blogging is a drug-free way to save your sanity

I believe that Marvin The Martian is an under-rated cartoon character.

I believe saying “I love you” can sometimes be code for “you’re a shithead but I love you anyway.”

I believe that if you butt selfie more than once, even as a joke, you can’t sit on any furniture in my home.

Practice Good Blogging Etiquette, Leave Your Readers Satisfied

Immersing myself in a variety of new and Freshly Pressed blogs recently, I found myself distracted. (It happens. Pause for shocked reaction.) Here’s the thing: it wasn’t the writing. Most of the posts were well written and a few engaging enough to follow.

The number of new blogs dropped every day? Impressive. And yet something was bothering me. I felt vaguely unsatisfied. What was I missing?

Then the voice that lives in my head had a wha-huh? moment and in her best Bette Midler impersonation, belted out: NO COMMENT REPLIES!