The Girl In The Glasses

My idea of blogging involves a dry sense of humor, a healthy splash of sarcasm, a critical eye to the bizarre, and a love of all things ridiculous.

And if it looks fabulous and costs less than a car payment, I’ll be writing about it.

I will deliver it up straight in posts of 750 words, or less. Seriously. I’m an introvert. I can so do this.

You want more? Okay then.

I love words but I’m a lousy Scrabble player.
I support gay rights. Because that’s just right.
I can dance your ass off.
I love all things design-y. That’s a word. Right?
I was married to someone with NDP (narcissist personality disorder.) Now I’m not.
I don’t believe in god. I respect those who do…as long as they respect that I don’t.
I played the part of Bunny, the unconscious hooker, in a production of Neil Simon’s “California Suite” to sitting ovation.
I’m carb-friendly.
I’m pro-choice and not just for abortion.
I’m seriously thinking about getting a tattoo.
I like crunchy peanut butter.
I like Coke (the kind that goes in a glass, not up your nose.)
I change up my blog theme as often as I change my mind.
If I was American I’d be a Democrat.
I’m a news and politics junkie.
I don’t have cable. I’m all about the Internet, baby.
I’m a Field Reporter for The Nudge Wink Report.
I have a motto: not my circus; not my monkey.
I like Twitter…but I won’t discriminate against those who don’t.
I was an east coast girl. Now I’m a west coast woman.
I’m very nice. Ask anyone.
And I will always answer yes to the question…do you want fries with that?