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It’s enough to make you cancel your reservation

A vacation should be your time away from the crazy. Remind me never to travel to any of the same vacation spots these people have booked. I’ll take that upgrade and trade you a bus tour of “OH MY GOD THESE PEOPLE ARE NUTS!”


1. “I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local convenience store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts.”

2. “It’s lazy of the local shopkeepers in Puerto Vallarta to close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during ‘siesta’ time — this should be banned.”

3. “On my holiday to Goa in India , I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don’t like spicy food.”

Next time, we'll check who's on the same flight first.
Next time, we’ll check who’s on the same flight first.

4. “We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our own swimsuits and towels. We assumed it would be included in the price.”

5. “The beach was too sandy. We had to clean everything when we returned to our room.”

6. “We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as white but it was more yellow.”

7. “They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. It was very distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax.”

8. “No-one told us there would be fish in the water. The children were scared.”

9. “Although the brochure said that there was a fully equipped kitchen, there was no egg-slicer in the drawers.”

10. “We went on holiday to Spain and had a problem with the taxi drivers as they were all Spanish.”

11. “The roads were uneven and bumpy, so we could not read the local guide-book during the bus ride to the resort. Because of this, we were unaware of many things that would have made our holiday more fun.”

12. “It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England. It took the Americans only three hours to get home. This seems unfair.”

13. “I compared the size of our one-bedroom suite to our friends’ three-bedroom and ours was significantly smaller.”

14. “The brochure stated: ‘No hairdressers at the resort’. We’re trainee hairdressers and we think they knew and made us wait longer for service.”

15. “There were too many Spanish people there. The receptionist spoke Spanish, the food was Spanish. No one told us that there would be so many foreigners.”

16. “We had to line up outside to catch the boat and there was no air-conditioning.”

17. “It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly guests before we travel.”

18. “I was bitten by a mosquito. The brochure did not mention mosquitoes.”

19. “My fiance and I requested twin-beds when we booked, but instead we were placed in a room with a king bed. We now hold you responsible and want to be re-reimbursed for the fact that I became pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked.”

What’s your most memorable vacation nightmare? People, place, or thing?

(Author’s Note: this post originally appeared on my old site, Blogdramedy. If you didn’t comment the first time around, now’s your chance. *grin* — BD)


9 thoughts on “It’s enough to make you cancel your reservation”

  1. OM freaking G!!! People who think like this are actually capable of walking around by themselves?

    Wait just a minute!! I bet they’re all from Planet Joke and just can’t help themselves.

    But seriously:
    These comments are on a par with my neighbor who ‘moved to the country for peace and quite and fresh country air’. A week later she wanted to sue her real estate agent because the sheep next door just ‘NEVER SHUT UP!’ and the sweet scent of Eau de Sheep Poo filled her back yard and wafted in through her open window.


      1. Yes, they can.

        One ‘advanced rider’ came to my barn looking for a horse to lease. She was riding around in the indoor arena and when she reached the end of the long side, instead of continuing around the inside of the arena, the horse just trotted into the barn section, down the aisle, and out the front door with the girl totall freaking out on him.

        When we finally got them back into the arena I overheard her tell her mother, “I didn’t know I would have to steer him around the corners!”

        They walk among us.

        (Of course, I can’t actually say that I have proof that I am personally immune to this type of behavour 100% of the time. I just hope no one is around to see/hear it..)

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